The Mayans were right. You’re in a glitch.
If you feel like reality's been off since 2012... you're not alone. This tee merges ancient prophecy with modern simulation theory — featuring a detailed Mayan temple panel and the eerie truth scrawled in bold: “The world ended in 2012. This is just a simulation.”
Whether you blame the Mayan calendar, CERN, or the Matrix, this tee keeps your existential dread looking fresh.
Level up your street style with our bold Oversized T-Shirt crafted from soft 100% premium cotton and heavyweight 220 GSM fabric. With a relaxed drop-shoulder fit and effortless car culture vibes, it’s made for those who live fast and chill hard.
Fabric: 220 GSM heavy-duty cotton
Fit: Oversized streetwear silhouette with drop shoulders
Color: Always better on black
Specs: 100% combed cotton, bio-washed, side-seamed
Inks: Water-based, toxin-free, and sustainable
Origin: Made in India
Style it with: Black cargos, dark shades, and a lowkey sense of doom — because this is the simulation.
